Tuesday, August 24, 2004
anguished
It's outrageous, heinous and indespicable! I was forced to shave my nicely groomed goatee! How unfair can this world be? It took my 2 painstaking weeks to grow it and was reduced to bareskin in less than one minute! And this is not enough for the bitch name D'costa. After being ripped off my rights of having a goatee, she still would not let me off. She had to come to class specially to screw me. And there she goes with her "rule-abiding craps". Oh yeah sure I WAS TRYING THAT DAMN HARD TO GAIN ATTENTION. Some support for her please. I'm sure growing a turf of hair on my chin is trying to gain attention huh? Oh well how about the turf of hair growing in my pubic region huh? gaining attention? Yeah I'm sure. She moved on to tell me about teachers following rules and yabbidy yaba daba doo and how she's a ball of poo (look ma, a rhyming couplet). All I heard was "blah blah blah blah and I'm a black bitch and proud of it".
(courtesy of Jared) And she goes on with her finding another school bullshit which I've heard a gazillion times and have not seen her doing anything about it. If you want to kick me outta school so be it bitch, she wouldn't go very far after that and I'm sure of it. So after the whole lecture, she thinks that her crap had gotten through me and happily walks away with that retarded smile on her face. And when all is said and done, and all the smoke has cleared, the Titanic will still be sank, Monica Lewinsky will still love her cigars, I will still go to school with my pants hung low and stubbles on my chin. Did I technically shaved my goatee? Yes, I did technically shaved my goatee. Did I technically walked out of school still standing tall? Yes, I technically walked out of school still standing tall. Is D'costa technically 280 pounds of monkey crap? Yes, technically she is. And am I technically gonna defy her order again? Absolutely! Cheers
dalun
